Saturday, July 28, 2007

Mantra of a non-Semi Driver

Mantra of a man who has driven 1400 miles in a 22' Penske truck, and then tries to drive his Mazda 3.

1) You do NOT need to put the gas to the floor to get going,
2) My car is NOT on rails, unlike how it may feel,
3) Just because you CAN make a corner at an excessive speed doesn't mean you SHOULD,
4) The gas peddle is MUCH more responsive than you remember,
5) You will stop MUCH faster than you think, and
6) You do NOT need to put the gas to the floor to get going.

This mantra will greatly help your driving if you're ever in a situation similar to mine.

My numbering did go 1,2,3,4,5,4 if that gives you some idea of my current state of mind....yes, I've been drinking.

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